A: Why are you only having the main meal?
B: Because they said we can't have chips and salad, so it's safer to have neither.
A: Just pick one.
B: But one chef made the chips, and another one made the salad, so-
A: I swear to God, don't say-
B: I don't want to take sides.
[A pause.]
A: I hope you choke.
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