What did the antivirus software developer say to the malware?
"Norton my watch!"
Friday 31 October 2014
Thursday 30 October 2014
Wednesday 29 October 2014
#1233
The chef was deeply moved by the honour of representing her country, and provided a stirring rendition of the anthem.
Tuesday 28 October 2014
Monday 27 October 2014
#1231
What did the soldier say when accused of having unoriginal shooting methods?
"Mimicry is the highest form of battery."
"Mimicry is the highest form of battery."
Sunday 26 October 2014
Saturday 25 October 2014
#1229
A: I can't find any good recipes to use all these eggs and speck.
B: Maybe you should lower your egg-speck-tations.
B: Maybe you should lower your egg-speck-tations.
Friday 24 October 2014
#1228
A: The kangaroo keeps hitting its head on the roof of its new enclosure.
B: Well, that was bound to happen.
B: Well, that was bound to happen.
Thursday 23 October 2014
Wednesday 22 October 2014
#1226
The dog sat patiently under the sweet syrup, hoping that some would eventually treacle down to him.
Tuesday 21 October 2014
#1225
I wanted to make a pun about painting, but I'm afraid that those kinds of jokes don't come easelly to me.
Monday 20 October 2014
Sunday 19 October 2014
Saturday 18 October 2014
Friday 17 October 2014
Thursday 16 October 2014
#1220
The other fundamental forces found gravity condescending; they didn't appreciate its top-down manner.
Wednesday 15 October 2014
Tuesday 14 October 2014
Monday 13 October 2014
Sunday 12 October 2014
Saturday 11 October 2014
Friday 10 October 2014
#1214
What Chinese-Greek crossover myth tells the story of the most beautiful long-legged bird in the world?
Heron of Troy.
Heron of Troy.
Thursday 9 October 2014
#1213
A: Do you think two people are more likely to date if they take the same classes?
B: Only if they have chemistry together.
B: Only if they have chemistry together.
Wednesday 8 October 2014
Tuesday 7 October 2014
Monday 6 October 2014
#1210
The priest had become adept at nearly all aspects of fishing; yet, he still refused to master bait.
Sunday 5 October 2014
Saturday 4 October 2014
Friday 3 October 2014
Thursday 2 October 2014
Wednesday 1 October 2014
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