Tuesday 31 March 2015
#1386
After rumours of a rebellion reached the capital, the dictator's council advised him to reign in his tyranny.
Monday 30 March 2015
Sunday 29 March 2015
#1384
What did the hairdresser say to the chicken vendor?
"It's not about the nugget, it's about the lice."
"It's not about the nugget, it's about the lice."
Saturday 28 March 2015
#1383
Awareness of the irony of the situation prevented the torture exhibition's staff from stopping ticket scalpers.
Friday 27 March 2015
Thursday 26 March 2015
#1381
"After all, your Honour, it's called the e-con-omy. I rest my case."
Eros's career as a defense attorney for fraudsters was short-lived.
Eros's career as a defense attorney for fraudsters was short-lived.
Wednesday 25 March 2015
#1380
Amid their attempts to reduce the length of the soccer's official rule book, FIFA officials have been accused of attempting to cut corners.
Tuesday 24 March 2015
#1379
British locals have been increasingly having children with African immigrants. Not since before the industrial revolution has the United Kingdom seen such a high number of black Smiths.
Monday 23 March 2015
#1378
The police sergeant gazed glumly at the wall, which bore a lush covering of soapy bubbles, and sighed.
"I said I wanted you to think about a deterrent for graffiti, Gravener. Not detergent. Deterrent."
"I said I wanted you to think about a deterrent for graffiti, Gravener. Not detergent. Deterrent."
Sunday 22 March 2015
Saturday 21 March 2015
Friday 20 March 2015
#1375
A: I can't believe you cut off my water supply! This isn't funny, B.
B: I think you need to make more of an effort to understand my dry sense of humour.
B: I think you need to make more of an effort to understand my dry sense of humour.
Thursday 19 March 2015
#1374
A: What do you say when you want him to write?
B: Inscribe!
A: And when you want to dismiss him?
B: Out, scribe!
B: Inscribe!
A: And when you want to dismiss him?
B: Out, scribe!
Wednesday 18 March 2015
Tuesday 17 March 2015
Monday 16 March 2015
Sunday 15 March 2015
Saturday 14 March 2015
#1369
"Your diction is excellent, but you are very poor at dividing food appropriately among your guests. You will have to take allocation lessons."
Friday 13 March 2015
#1368
Boris Nemtsov, an outspoken critic of the Russian government, was killed after disPutin its practices.
Thursday 12 March 2015
Wednesday 11 March 2015
#1366
Too weak to be a piano mover, Alan decided to transport triangles - however, there wasn't much work, even after he advertised himself as the first real shapeshifter.
Tuesday 10 March 2015
#1365
What did Odysseus's Chinese crew member say about the seductresses of the sea?
"The Sirens was deafening."
"The Sirens was deafening."
Monday 9 March 2015
Sunday 8 March 2015
Saturday 7 March 2015
Friday 6 March 2015
Thursday 5 March 2015
#1360
The taxi driver was disqualified from the race for starting early; he was now the first cab off the ranks.
Wednesday 4 March 2015
Tuesday 3 March 2015
#1358
The female greenhouse curator was fired after numerous attempts at smashing the glass ceiling.
Monday 2 March 2015
Sunday 1 March 2015
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