What is the term for simplified depiction of African culture by a medieval travelling entertainer?
Minstrelry.
Saturday 31 August 2013
Friday 30 August 2013
#808
A: Bamboo becomes more endangered every year.
B: Oh no! This will result in utter panda-moan-ium!
B: Oh no! This will result in utter panda-moan-ium!
Thursday 29 August 2013
#807
A: I've had enough of you and your word games.
B: Don't worry, I'm done with those. I just want to hang, man.
B: Don't worry, I'm done with those. I just want to hang, man.
Wednesday 28 August 2013
#806
What is the term for a face that has been wrecked by the rough tongue of a predator?
Dere-licked.
Dere-licked.
Tuesday 27 August 2013
#805
A: You haven't even begun to prepare for your speech on cruelty to race horses!
B: Don't worry, I can whip something together in no time.
B: Don't worry, I can whip something together in no time.
Monday 26 August 2013
Sunday 25 August 2013
Saturday 24 August 2013
#802
A: I've actually swallowed poison, okay? This is serious! So can you stop making jokes about it?
B: I'm sorry, I was only speaking ingest.
B: I'm sorry, I was only speaking ingest.
Friday 23 August 2013
Thursday 22 August 2013
#800
A: Are you coming to the funeral?
B: I can't come, I have to go to a stag night.
A: Who's the groom?
B: No one's getting married. I'm going hunting.
A: You sicken me.
B: Do you know what a stag does if you shoot its leg?
A: I don't want-
B: It staggers.
B: I can't come, I have to go to a stag night.
A: Who's the groom?
B: No one's getting married. I'm going hunting.
A: You sicken me.
B: Do you know what a stag does if you shoot its leg?
A: I don't want-
B: It staggers.
Wednesday 21 August 2013
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Monday 19 August 2013
#797
"All these ropes are slack! Didn't you learn how to tie knots at maritime school?"
The apprentice hung his head.
"They never taut me, sir."
The apprentice hung his head.
"They never taut me, sir."
Sunday 18 August 2013
Saturday 17 August 2013
#795
A: Did you see what just happened in the street? A pregnant woman got hit by a car!
B: Now that's what I call a baby bump.
B: Now that's what I call a baby bump.
Friday 16 August 2013
Thursday 15 August 2013
Wednesday 14 August 2013
#792
Poleana had handled large herds before, but the enormous number in front of her was more than she could muster.
Tuesday 13 August 2013
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Thursday 8 August 2013
#786
What kind of dance involves substituting translated dialogue for the original audio in foreign films?
Dubstep.
Dubstep.
Wednesday 7 August 2013
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Thursday 1 August 2013
#779
A: It's chaotic in women's wear! I might stay here at the registers for a while.
B: That's right, just wait until it blouse over.
B: That's right, just wait until it blouse over.
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