Saturday 31 December 2011

#200

What kind of deodorant is used by aged intelligence agents?

Old Spies.

#199

When will the Leaning Tower of Pisa come out of the closet? Everyone can see which way it leans.

#198

On which medieval folk song did Lady Gaga base a single?

Marry The Knight

#197

When in Italy, I found that some signs are displayed in a number of languages. Here are a few examples, translated into English.

On a hotel door:
Italian: In case of fire, do not shout, "Fire."
English: In case of fire, do not shout, "Fire."
French: In case of fire, do not shout.

In a train:
Italian: Only pull lever in case of emergency.
English: Only pull lever in case of emergency.
French: Do not pull lever unless there is an emergency.

Monday 26 December 2011

#196

Which bone disease affects stern people?

Austere-porosis.

#195

I wouldn't say that I'm prone to injury, but I do have a tendoncy to get hurt.

Wednesday 14 December 2011

#194

Which Roman emperor suffered from epilepsy?

Seizure Caesar.

#193

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them...


Yes, this is clearly the ringleader.

Saturday 3 December 2011

#192

Ah, the laundry: the only place where it is still acceptable to discriminate between coloureds and whites.

#191

It's awkward when my friends form love triangles. I always feel like the fourth wheel.