What do you call a practical joke involving a baby stroller?
A pramk.
Monday 31 October 2016
Sunday 30 October 2016
Friday 28 October 2016
#1963
Why does Gwen Stefani refuse to reciprocate subscriptions on social media?
She ain't no follow-back girl.
She ain't no follow-back girl.
Thursday 27 October 2016
Wednesday 26 October 2016
Tuesday 25 October 2016
Monday 24 October 2016
Sunday 23 October 2016
#1958
During what phase of the lunar cycle do apes attempt to remove their hair?
The waxing gibbons.
The waxing gibbons.
Saturday 22 October 2016
#1957
The chefs wanted to be known for making the best broths - all their lives, they battled for soup-remacy.
Friday 21 October 2016
Thursday 20 October 2016
#1955
What do you call it when it takes a long time to acquire relishes and liquid condiments at a barbecue?
A sauce-age.
A sauce-age.
Wednesday 19 October 2016
Tuesday 18 October 2016
Monday 17 October 2016
Sunday 16 October 2016
#1951
After only receiving a loose shirt for all her hard work, Heather felt that she'd been given a blousy deal.
Saturday 15 October 2016
Friday 14 October 2016
Thursday 13 October 2016
Wednesday 12 October 2016
#1947
Zeus had never intended the devastating forest fires; he thought that he was just lightning the mood.
Tuesday 11 October 2016
#1946
What did the cyclist say when his road bike struggled to support him on a bumpy mountain track?
"The suspension is killing me."
"The suspension is killing me."
Monday 10 October 2016
#1945
In which battle did the Allies and the Axis compete to find the most obese solider?
The Battle of the Bulge.
The Battle of the Bulge.
Sunday 9 October 2016
Saturday 8 October 2016
#1943
Why was Montgomery's Eighth Army sent to Tripoli?
He couldn't find the other 87.5% of the British troops.
He couldn't find the other 87.5% of the British troops.
Friday 7 October 2016
Thursday 6 October 2016
Wednesday 5 October 2016
#1940
As the Germans arrived, the young Parisian who had prided himself on remaining unemployed faced his greatest fear: occupation.
Tuesday 4 October 2016
Sunday 2 October 2016
Saturday 1 October 2016
#1936
What do you call a graph of the most impressive seizures observed in an epilepsy ward?
A line of best fit.
A line of best fit.
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