Tuesday 28 February 2017
#2086
The other patients at the hospital complained that the amputees received sever-ential treatment.
Monday 27 February 2017
Sunday 26 February 2017
#2084
What do you call a tale about a woodwind player rebounding from failure?
A reed-emption story.
A reed-emption story.
Saturday 25 February 2017
Friday 24 February 2017
Thursday 23 February 2017
Wednesday 22 February 2017
#2080
What do you call the section of the underworld in which sugar-free dieters are forced to consume sweets?
Caram-hell.
Caram-hell.
Tuesday 21 February 2017
Monday 20 February 2017
Sunday 19 February 2017
Friday 17 February 2017
Thursday 16 February 2017
#2074
Early supporters of emails viewed the defendants of alternate methods of digital transmission as a dying faxtion.
Wednesday 15 February 2017
Tuesday 14 February 2017
Monday 13 February 2017
Sunday 12 February 2017
Saturday 11 February 2017
#2069
Why did the manicurist go to the gym?
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A: Hold on, aren't we going to talk about the fact that the last two days were both posts for the previous? What happened?
B: The writer was trying to increase his muscle mass.
A: How does a three day backlog on the schedule serve-
B: He wanted to get buffer.
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A: Hold on, aren't we going to talk about the fact that the last two days were both posts for the previous? What happened?
B: The writer was trying to increase his muscle mass.
A: How does a three day backlog on the schedule serve-
B: He wanted to get buffer.
#2068
A: Why was there no post yesterday as well?
B: There was a post yesterday.
A: Yes, but it was just about why there wasn't a post the day before.
B: Because yesterday, the writer decided to create purely theatre.
A: How can you possibly explain-?
B: All of these subsequent explanation dialogues were just post-scripts.
B: There was a post yesterday.
A: Yes, but it was just about why there wasn't a post the day before.
B: Because yesterday, the writer decided to create purely theatre.
A: How can you possibly explain-?
B: All of these subsequent explanation dialogues were just post-scripts.
Friday 10 February 2017
#2067
A: Why was there no post yesterday?
B: The writer was changing from a preferential voting system.
A: That makes no-
B: Yesterday was the first past the post.
B: The writer was changing from a preferential voting system.
A: That makes no-
B: Yesterday was the first past the post.
Wednesday 8 February 2017
Tuesday 7 February 2017
#2065
"I feel so peaceful, coach."
"A bit sleepy, though, coach."
Sixtus gazed glumly from his star quarterback to the rest of his team, who were staggering into each other and giggling. He sighed.
"I said, get into the end zone. Not the Endone, the end zone."
"A bit sleepy, though, coach."
Sixtus gazed glumly from his star quarterback to the rest of his team, who were staggering into each other and giggling. He sighed.
"I said, get into the end zone. Not the Endone, the end zone."
Monday 6 February 2017
Sunday 5 February 2017
#2063
Darren regretted having his bathroom designed by toddlers; the resulting design was very infant-tile.
Saturday 4 February 2017
#2062
What fruit is favoured by supporters of circular logic in categorical imperative philosophy?
Kant-e-loop.
Kant-e-loop.
Friday 3 February 2017
Thursday 2 February 2017
#2060
The lingerie model tried desperately to stop playing video games, but she had an ass that wouldn't quit.
Wednesday 1 February 2017
#2059
What do you call people who must return to an Asian island after finding Jesus?
Borneo-again Christians.
Borneo-again Christians.
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