Thursday 31 December 2015
#1661
Hollywood actors go to eternal damnation via the house of Ms Klum - you can see them passing through the gates of Heidi's.
Wednesday 30 December 2015
#1660
The male sheep dormitories were often unruly; today, the farmer noted that they were particularly ram-bunk-tious.
Tuesday 29 December 2015
Monday 28 December 2015
Sunday 27 December 2015
Saturday 26 December 2015
#1656
What did the priest say when the members of the secret sect received their final sacrament of Catholic initiation?
"Illuminati confirmed."
"Illuminati confirmed."
Friday 25 December 2015
Thursday 24 December 2015
Wednesday 23 December 2015
Tuesday 22 December 2015
Monday 21 December 2015
Sunday 20 December 2015
Saturday 19 December 2015
Friday 18 December 2015
Thursday 17 December 2015
Wednesday 16 December 2015
#1646
A: I love those guys! They always bring such light to the room.
B: That's not that impressive.
A: What do you mean?
B: I think it takes a lot more effort to bring heavy.
B: That's not that impressive.
A: What do you mean?
B: I think it takes a lot more effort to bring heavy.
Tuesday 15 December 2015
#1645
What symbolic gesture did the Greek slaves make when reclaiming their freedom?
They threw off their fetas.
They threw off their fetas.
Monday 14 December 2015
Sunday 13 December 2015
Saturday 12 December 2015
Friday 11 December 2015
Thursday 10 December 2015
#1640
What do you call a German Christmas bread which you took without paying?
Stolen (Give-it-bäck).
Stolen (Give-it-bäck).
Wednesday 9 December 2015
Tuesday 8 December 2015
#1638
How did the group of black lovers tell their parrot that they wanted to add a white member?
"Poly want a cracker."
"Poly want a cracker."
Monday 7 December 2015
Sunday 6 December 2015
Saturday 5 December 2015
Thursday 3 December 2015
#1633
As he looked around the orchard one last time, Zorro knew that he would cherry-sh these memories forever.
Wednesday 2 December 2015
Tuesday 1 December 2015
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