Friday 29 April 2016
#1781
Brenton was not happy with the location of his medical rounds; he felt that he had to question his placement.
Thursday 28 April 2016
Wednesday 27 April 2016
Tuesday 26 April 2016
#1778
A: I can't believe you left me dangling off that cliff?
B: I said I'm sorry. Don't get all preci-pissy about it.
B: I said I'm sorry. Don't get all preci-pissy about it.
Monday 25 April 2016
Sunday 24 April 2016
Saturday 23 April 2016
#1775
When the dessert appeared before the main meal, the diners realised that the dinner had veered off course.
Friday 22 April 2016
Thursday 21 April 2016
Wednesday 20 April 2016
#1772
What do you call it when someone can't see because there is fat on their glasses?
Blard vision.
Blard vision.
Tuesday 19 April 2016
#1771
Kim encouraged her students to share their sheet music; she had no time for petty score keeping.
Monday 18 April 2016
Saturday 16 April 2016
Friday 15 April 2016
Thursday 14 April 2016
Wednesday 13 April 2016
Tuesday 12 April 2016
#1764
Ian was impressed with Kleenex's latest developments; their new line of tissues, he felt, was not to be sneezed at.
Monday 11 April 2016
#1763
Amelia felt insulted by her neighbours who played darts with parasols; she felt that they were always throwing shade.
Sunday 10 April 2016
Saturday 9 April 2016
#1761
The exercise book manufacturers were losing money uncontrollably on their new design, but couldn't escape the contract; they were in a binding spiral.
#1760
A: Where was yesterday's post? That's the third time that the schedule has been broken this month.
B: I don't know. If this gets any more infrequent it'll be updated weakly.
B: I don't know. If this gets any more infrequent it'll be updated weakly.
Thursday 7 April 2016
Wednesday 6 April 2016
Monday 4 April 2016
Sunday 3 April 2016
#1755
What do you call it when someone is fired from their job making Hawaiian floral wreath?
Leid off.
Leid off.
Saturday 2 April 2016
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