What do you call someone printing in a hurry?
Hard pressed.
Sunday 31 May 2015
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Sunday 24 May 2015
#1440
What happens to old Egyptians as the float down the river towards the ocean?
They become sea-Nile.
They become sea-Nile.
Saturday 23 May 2015
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Tuesday 19 May 2015
#1435
A: Lately, every time my children speak, they say a group of words without any verbs!
B: Don't worry. I'm sure it's just a phrase.
B: Don't worry. I'm sure it's just a phrase.
Monday 18 May 2015
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Thursday 14 May 2015
#1430
Teacher: Use the word fervent in a sentence.
Student: An opening to gather a cat's hair is called a fur-vent.
Student: An opening to gather a cat's hair is called a fur-vent.
Wednesday 13 May 2015
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Saturday 9 May 2015
#1425
What did the enthusiastic business owner say about her preference for solitude?
"I enjoy my own company."
"I enjoy my own company."
Friday 8 May 2015
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Monday 4 May 2015
#1420
What was used to construct a sling when the French sculptor fractured her arm?
Plaster of Paris.
Plaster of Paris.
Sunday 3 May 2015
#1419
How did the city dweller apologise for his grumpiness in the country side?
"Sorry to be such a towner."
"Sorry to be such a towner."
Saturday 2 May 2015
#1418
The former beekeeper recalled to this day the day that her hive abandoned her; she could still feel the sting of rejection.
Friday 1 May 2015
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