How to make any tragedy more fun:
Insert "death" in place of a syllable in the original statement.
Example 1
A: Twelve people were killed today in an accident on the highway.
B: Highway? More like deathway!
Example 2
A: Three thousand people perished as the cruise liner sank.
B: Cruise liner? More like death liner!
Example 3
A: Oh no! No! No, this can't be happening!
B: What's wrong?
A: My whole family! They're dead!
B: How?
A: They were on an aeroplane, and it crashed!
B: Aeroplane? More like deathroplane!
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