A: Could you please stop telling me about that warehouse sale? I'm trying to do some work, in case you hadn't noticed, and I don't need your interference.
B: Interference? More like inter-clearance!
A: Don't make me lash out at-
B: Lash? More like slashed prices!
A: It's not even your warehouse!
B: Not my warehouse? More like, where is my house?
A: You don't have a house right now, do you?
B: I don't have a house? More like I don't have much time to grab these crazy bargains!
A: They're not going to give you a place to stay just because you advertise their sale.
B: Homeless and desperate? More like, I'm holding out for all their cardboard boxes to build my new home!
A: You can stay with me if you promise not to make puns.
B: Promise not to make puns? More like, can't wait for my exciting new adventure on the streets!
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