Saturday 31 January 2015
#1327
The tree, having experienced many adventures in its youth, was ready to embark upon a new stage of life.
Friday 30 January 2015
Thursday 29 January 2015
Wednesday 28 January 2015
Tuesday 27 January 2015
Monday 26 January 2015
#1322
Teacher: Use the word footprints in a sentence.
Student: The royal fetishist who tracked down Cinderella was a foot-prince.
Student: The royal fetishist who tracked down Cinderella was a foot-prince.
Sunday 25 January 2015
#1321
Teacher: Use the word congested in a sentence.
Student: When a criminal has made a joke, you could say that the con jested.
Student: When a criminal has made a joke, you could say that the con jested.
Saturday 24 January 2015
Friday 23 January 2015
Thursday 22 January 2015
Wednesday 21 January 2015
#1317
After visiting salt lakes and spice markets, Steph considered herself to be a seasoned traveller.
Tuesday 20 January 2015
#1316
A: I think his outfit needs a complete overhaul.
B: It's a business suit. Don't you think that overalls would be out of place?
B: It's a business suit. Don't you think that overalls would be out of place?
Monday 19 January 2015
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Saturday 17 January 2015
Friday 16 January 2015
Thursday 15 January 2015
Wednesday 14 January 2015
Tuesday 13 January 2015
Monday 12 January 2015
Sunday 11 January 2015
Saturday 10 January 2015
Friday 9 January 2015
Thursday 8 January 2015
#1304
The basketball player refused to use lines or spears when fishing; as she put it, she aimed for "nothing but net".
Wednesday 7 January 2015
Tuesday 6 January 2015
Monday 5 January 2015
#1301
The dean felt that forcing people to complete extensive paperwork in order to demonstrate financial need was very poor form.
Sunday 4 January 2015
Saturday 3 January 2015
Friday 2 January 2015
#1298
After the invention of large passenger aircrafts, the aviation industry really began to take off.
Thursday 1 January 2015
#1297
The dressmaker attempted stand-up comedy, hoping to have her audience in stitches; unfortunately, her jokes were only sew-sew.
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