Why is it bad to attack people's cats?
You might hurt their felines.
Monday 29 February 2016
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Monday 22 February 2016
#1714
Why did the police officer stop children from sleeping during the day?
Because kid-napping is illegal.
Because kid-napping is illegal.
Sunday 21 February 2016
Saturday 20 February 2016
#1712
How do you describe a programmer who is humble about the upgrades that they write for games?
Mod-est.
Mod-est.
Friday 19 February 2016
Thursday 18 February 2016
Wednesday 17 February 2016
#1709
Why did the couple break up after retiring from bodybuilding?
They weren't working out any more.
They weren't working out any more.
Tuesday 16 February 2016
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Wednesday 10 February 2016
#1702
On what day does the Catholic Church celebrate the protagonist of the Pokémon franchise?
Ash Wednesday.
Ash Wednesday.
Tuesday 9 February 2016
Monday 8 February 2016
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Thursday 4 February 2016
#1696
Which famous Parisian cabaret features burrowing insectivores as the dancers?
The Mole-in Rouge.
The Mole-in Rouge.
Wednesday 3 February 2016
Tuesday 2 February 2016
#1694
A: We can't do it now that the police officer has left the building.
B: That's a bit of a cop-out.
B: That's a bit of a cop-out.
Monday 1 February 2016
#1693
A: Apparently she rapped all the tracks the day that she lost her jobs.
B: I knew that that mixtape was fired.
B: I knew that that mixtape was fired.
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