Why don't students fall for each other when they live at the same school?
Because love knows no boarders.
Wednesday 31 August 2016
Tuesday 30 August 2016
Monday 29 August 2016
Sunday 28 August 2016
#1902
Billy the hangman was really quite shy in his private life, but on execution days, the public only saw his flamboyant halter ego.
Saturday 27 August 2016
Friday 26 August 2016
Wednesday 24 August 2016
#1898
What do you call a union protesting about changes to workers' rights that they think might happen in the future?
A preemptive strike.
A preemptive strike.
Tuesday 23 August 2016
Monday 22 August 2016
Saturday 20 August 2016
#1894
What television show details the adventures of a group of fine arts and memorabilia specialists driven to a psychotic frenzy?
Frantics Roadshow.
Frantics Roadshow.
Friday 19 August 2016
Thursday 18 August 2016
Wednesday 17 August 2016
#1891
What do you call an independent, self-managed clerk who organises transactions between fishermen and the public?
A shoal trader.
A shoal trader.
Tuesday 16 August 2016
Monday 15 August 2016
#1889
If the ferryman won't carry you across the river Styx, how can you get to Hades?
In a hell-icopter.
In a hell-icopter.
Sunday 14 August 2016
#1888
What do you call an independent, self-managed clerk who manages deals with the devil?
A soul trader.
A soul trader.
Saturday 13 August 2016
Friday 12 August 2016
Thursday 11 August 2016
Wednesday 10 August 2016
#1884
Which British prime minister fixed all the roofs at trading events in public squares?
Market Thatcher.
Market Thatcher.
Tuesday 9 August 2016
#1883
Which John Denver song was told from the perspective of a government statistician?
"You fill up my census..."
"You fill up my census..."
Monday 8 August 2016
Sunday 7 August 2016
#1881
To the socially conscious narrator, the lack of any great surge in action to lower carbon emissions seemed distinctly anti-climatic.
Saturday 6 August 2016
Friday 5 August 2016
Thursday 4 August 2016
Wednesday 3 August 2016
#1877
Which companion of Robin Hood was in charge of plastic surgery for the Merry Men?
Friar Nip-and-Tuck.
Friar Nip-and-Tuck.
Tuesday 2 August 2016
Monday 1 August 2016
#1875
Why did the plumber give the greengrocer an enormous quote?
There were leeks all over his shop.
There were leeks all over his shop.
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