Thursday 31 July 2014
Wednesday 30 July 2014
Tuesday 29 July 2014
Monday 28 July 2014
Sunday 27 July 2014
Saturday 26 July 2014
Friday 25 July 2014
#1137
A: Have you seen the news? A hundred people have been shipwrecked off the west coast of Africa!
B: Oh no! You mean they were Ca-marooned?
B: Oh no! You mean they were Ca-marooned?
Thursday 24 July 2014
Wednesday 23 July 2014
Tuesday 22 July 2014
Monday 21 July 2014
#1133
As the approaching crowd roughly gathered itself to a standstill, she became aware of hundreds of pairs of eyes sweeping over the whole scene, pausing in realisation, moving their focus to her, and boring in like the drills that had started this whole mess. She stepped backwards and her foot hit a pebble. As she clearly heard the tiny stone shifting less than an inch against the sand, she became aware of the silence, suddenly and frighteningly. She slowly turned her head and glanced behind her to see the clothes rack balanced on the edge of the precipice.
The author enjoyed concluding chapters with cliffhangers.
The author enjoyed concluding chapters with cliffhangers.
Sunday 20 July 2014
Saturday 19 July 2014
Friday 18 July 2014
Thursday 17 July 2014
Wednesday 16 July 2014
#1128
Installing the prank staircase made Elsha buoyantly merry; for the rest of the day, there was a spring in her step.
Tuesday 15 July 2014
#1127
A: Do you think the titanium will stay in place?
B: Of course. Otherwise it would be called loose-anium.
B: Of course. Otherwise it would be called loose-anium.
Monday 14 July 2014
Sunday 13 July 2014
Saturday 12 July 2014
Friday 11 July 2014
#1123
A: She's remarkably insightful.
B: Of course she is! She's pregnant.
A: What do you mean?
B: Many a truth spoken in gestation.
B: Of course she is! She's pregnant.
A: What do you mean?
B: Many a truth spoken in gestation.
Thursday 10 July 2014
Wednesday 9 July 2014
#1121
What did the gangster rapper say when his rented copy of The Raven was due to be returned?
"Fuck the Poe-lease!"
"Fuck the Poe-lease!"
Tuesday 8 July 2014
Monday 7 July 2014
Sunday 6 July 2014
#1118
The page three editor stared at the image of the model in her grandfather clock patterned bra.
"I said pendulous breasts! Not pendulums! Pendulous!"
"I said pendulous breasts! Not pendulums! Pendulous!"
Saturday 5 July 2014
#1117
As the hearing impaired conference gathered, the US Armed Forces were on their highest alert ever. This was Deaf-Con 1.
Friday 4 July 2014
Thursday 3 July 2014
#1115
The radical feminists' meetings were largely disorganised, demonstrating the difficulties of an agendaless society.
Wednesday 2 July 2014
Tuesday 1 July 2014
#1113
The castle architect disagreed with the proposed trench of water surrounding her design, and dismissed it as a moat point.
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