Sunday 30 June 2013
#747
For many years, the British pronunciation of the term for a personal attendant was considered to be in-valet by the French.
Saturday 29 June 2013
#746
Throughout Asia, people often get confused between gruff local fishermen and their catch. It is notoriously difficult to distinguish between crusty Asians and their crustaceans.
Friday 28 June 2013
Thursday 27 June 2013
#744
Why couldn't the Chinese fruit grower communicate with the Chinese chorister?
One of them spoke Mandarin while the other spoke Cantor-nese.
One of them spoke Mandarin while the other spoke Cantor-nese.
Wednesday 26 June 2013
#743
In an attempt to be more sensitive towards survivors of gunshot wounds, the police were trained to announce a trigger warning before firing.
Tuesday 25 June 2013
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Sunday 23 June 2013
Saturday 22 June 2013
Friday 21 June 2013
#738
Elspeth tried to find the missing bandage, but eventually she decided that it was a lost gauze.
Thursday 20 June 2013
#737
The experience of living under an leaky roof taught the children about the importance of a good sealing.
Wednesday 19 June 2013
Tuesday 18 June 2013
Monday 17 June 2013
Sunday 16 June 2013
#733
A: Did you ask her if she had put a tap into the wine barrel?
B: I didn't know how to broach the topic.
B: I didn't know how to broach the topic.
Saturday 15 June 2013
#732
Whenever she overheard someone else's conversation, Eve lost all bowel control. Her habit of listening in became known as Eve's droppings.
Friday 14 June 2013
Thursday 13 June 2013
Wednesday 12 June 2013
Tuesday 11 June 2013
#728
The biggest ram in the flock fixed the farmer with a steely gaze.
"We herd you the first time."
"We herd you the first time."
Monday 10 June 2013
#727
She claimed that she wasn't interested in One Direction, but it was obvious that she was in de-Niall.
Sunday 9 June 2013
Saturday 8 June 2013
Friday 7 June 2013
Thursday 6 June 2013
#723
"In this classroom, we use metric units. I will make you forget the imperial system, even if I have to pound it out of you!"
Wednesday 5 June 2013
Tuesday 4 June 2013
#721
"We're worried about our daughter," explained the cannibal. "She's been off her face for a week - and face is her favourite!"
Monday 3 June 2013
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