Friday 31 May 2013
#717
I would make a joke about the impecunious water-surrounded nation, but that would poor-isle humour.
Thursday 30 May 2013
#716
"Now, you gotta make some effort to sell these drugs, Tommy," drawled the mobster, "but nothing too drastic. Don't push it."
Wednesday 29 May 2013
Tuesday 28 May 2013
Monday 27 May 2013
#713
I would make a joke about sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be flogging a dead horse.
Sunday 26 May 2013
Saturday 25 May 2013
Friday 24 May 2013
Thursday 23 May 2013
Wednesday 22 May 2013
#708
Colin the cricket umpire was a messy eater at the best of times, but since he had started bringing honey and marmalade sandwiches to work, the players had found themselves on a rather sticky wicket.
Tuesday 21 May 2013
Monday 20 May 2013
#706
The politician's promise to import brightly coloured neotropical birds with large beaks was dismissed by many as empty toucanism.
Sunday 19 May 2013
Saturday 18 May 2013
Friday 17 May 2013
#703
The Middle Eastern baker reflected that the best thing about having kids was waking up to the pita patter of little feet.
Thursday 16 May 2013
Wednesday 15 May 2013
#701
For Josh, the most uncomfortable aspect of changing his guitar strings was the tension it created.
Tuesday 14 May 2013
Monday 13 May 2013
Sunday 12 May 2013
Saturday 11 May 2013
Friday 10 May 2013
Thursday 9 May 2013
Wednesday 8 May 2013
Tuesday 7 May 2013
Monday 6 May 2013
#692
One year ago, Millicent wouldn't have had the confidence to lift a large rock, but since she'd started moving small and medium-sized stones, she had been getting boulder.
Sunday 5 May 2013
Saturday 4 May 2013
Friday 3 May 2013
Thursday 2 May 2013
#688
Teacher: Use the word dispersion in a sentence.
Student: Dispersion is from Tehran, but that Persian is from Isfahan.
Student: Dispersion is from Tehran, but that Persian is from Isfahan.
Wednesday 1 May 2013
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