B: Let me tell you a joke. What happened when the confidence trickster swindled a chef, a wildcat, and a philosopher? They fell for it cook, lion, and thinker.
A: What's going on here? WHAT ARE YOU DOING, B?
B: I'm telling a joke.
A: No! You can't talk first! That's not how it works! I always talk first. A says something, then B replies. You can't change that!
B: It's a new world, A.
A: No! It's against the laws of anonymous dialogue transcription convention!
B: Really? Am I to be punished for this?
A: Yes! Take this statement of indictment and pay the fee printed at the bottom.
B: Okay.
A: And let that be a lesson to you.
B: You know, I think that the way in which you exacted money for me as a penalty for my infringement was acceptable.
A: Where are you heading with this?
B: I mean, what you did was fine.
A: I wonder.
B: What do you wonder?
A: I wonder, is suicide against the laws of anonymous dialogue transcription convention?
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