#1893

What do you call a massive number of antelopes?

A gazelle-ion.

#1892

What did the announcer say when the dried herbs were ready to be judged?

"It's crunch thyme."

#1891

What do you call an independent, self-managed clerk who organises transactions between fishermen and the public?

A shoal trader.

#1890

What kind of fish gives the best hugs?

A cuddle-fish.

#1889

If the ferryman won't carry you across the river Styx, how can you get to Hades?

In a hell-icopter.

#1888

What do you call an independent, self-managed clerk who manages deals with the devil?

A soul trader.

#1887

What do you call artificial gas processing micro-sacs designed for human lungs?

Valve-oli.

#1886

What do you call a stash of moonshine?

An alco-haul.

#1885

What did the wrestler say after reversing a hold?

"I guess the choke's on you."

#1884

Which British prime minister fixed all the roofs at trading events in public squares?

Market Thatcher.

#1883

Which John Denver song was told from the perspective of a government statistician?

"You fill up my census..."

#1882

How do sour cherries in open pastry taste?

Tart.

#1881

To the socially conscious narrator, the lack of any great surge in action to lower carbon emissions seemed distinctly anti-climatic.

#1880

What do you call it when derision has gotten out of hand?

Running a-mock.

#1879

What feminine hygiene product is made out of chocolate biscuit by-products?

Tim-Tampons.

#1878

What do you call the destruction of a cabbage-based salad?

Slaw-ter.

#1877

Which companion of Robin Hood was in charge of plastic surgery for the Merry Men?

Friar Nip-and-Tuck.

#1876

What was the favourite garment of the Greek god of healing?

A polo.

#1875

Why did the plumber give the greengrocer an enormous quote?

There were leeks all over his shop.

#1874

What do you call a journey undertaken in order to realise the severity of the effects of drugs?

A pill-grim-age.

#1873

What do you call an ambiguous speech by a homeless person?

A vague-rant.

#1872

The timid police officer hated approaching swindlers head-on; he had a fear of con-front-ation.

#1871

What do you call the pool of people with whom you might spend a romantic evening at a sweetshop?

Candy-dates.

#1870

What do you call someone who is capable at cooking seafood?

Pro-fish-ent.

#1869

What do you call a muscly bison?

A buff-alo.

#1868

The strength of the athletics team lay in positive relay-tionships.

#1867

What do you call a vulgar introductory piece of music?

A orelewd.

#1866

What kind of nuts grow on the inside of buildings?

Wall-nuts.

#1865

What do you call the underground music scene of traffic wardens?

Halt rock.

#1864

What do you call army chefs who bonded during a war?

Broth-ers in arms.

#1863

A: Why have you filled the tub with Christmas tree decorations?

B: I wanted to have a bauble bath.

#1862

The well-respected insect was a caterpillar of society.

#1861

What do you call all the different ways you can organise a set of curled hairstyles?

Perm-utations.

#1860

Which celebrity is the best at driving?

Lady Car-Car.

#1859

The paranoid kitchen cupboard was sick of being judged by panels.

#1858

The hair product manufacturer and her clients never really managed to gel.

#1857

What do you call a pickle that changes its mind incessantly?

Caper-icious.

#1856

Which arcade game is famous for its putrid odour?

Pong.

#1855

Where did medieval kings purchase mercenaries?

At knight markets.

#1854

What kind of bomb shelter is full of bread?

A bun-ker.

#1853

The barista's apprentice could often be found pouring over the contents of the coffee making manual.

#1852

What shooting based game is best suited to the sedentary?

Lazer tag.

#1851

What did the novice entrepeneur say to the hardened negotiator?

"It's a pressure doing business with you."

#1850

Fiona, while bi-curious, felt uncomfortable about the large groups of unattached men and women who kept visiting her house; she felt that she was receiving mixed singles.

#1849

What do you call a male fire-breathing beast disguised as a female?

A drag-on.

#1848

After a series of mysterious accidents rendered potential customers wary, the company chose to rebrand with the more accurate title of Malaise Airlines.

#1847

What do you call a trip around the world spent destroying buildings?

A sabo-tour.

#1846

What do you call contentious needlework in the midst of conflict?

Embroiled-ery.

#1845

What kind of potatoes are the best for a formal dinner?

Jacket potatoes - they never lose their ap-peel.

#1844

Which American president was known for forging diplomatic connections?

Abraham Linkin'.