#1619

Where is the worst place in Germany to wake up after a night of heavy drinking?

Hanover.

#1618

What television series tells the story of a woman who memorises homicide case files?

Murder, She Rote.

#1617

Why couldn't Hayley do squats?

She was glute intolerant.

#1616

Which Tennyson poem recounts an attack conducted by a troop of bantamweights?

The charge of the light brigade.

#1615

The operator of the public humiliation device was known for being a pillory of the community.

#1614

The innovative stoner, the first to smoke a mixture of dried fruit and nuts, was widely regarded as a trail blazer.

#1613

What do you call a significant tiny demon?

Imp-ortant.

#1612

Officer Brace tossed and turn in a fitful rest, plagued by recurring visions of her indecent exposure arrest. She woke up, sweating. She was going to have to find a way to stop these flashbacks.

#1611

What do you call an uncomfortable smile?

A cha-grin.

#1610

What do you call a dream-like blurring of reality and imagination caused by a soft drink?

A Fanta-smagoric experience.

#1609

What do you call false prices in a tavern?

Inn accurate.

#1608

What feature most commonly makes a woodchopper pretty?

Lumberous eyes.

#1607

What do you call the leader of a military sniffer dog squad?

A scent-urion.

#1606

What do you call a padded bag used for defensive rugby training?

A recep-tackle.

#1605

After commencing the nutrition program for chest muscles, Andy had great eggs-pec-tations.

#1604

What do you call it when a person must choose one of two cliffs off which to jump?

A di-lemming.

#1603

What do you call an inspirational weaver?

A loominary.

#1602

After it proved impossible to move directly above the air ducts, Richie decided to circumvent them.

#1601

What did the priest say when asked if he could abandon his congregation?

"Parish the thought!"

#1600

What do you call the process of slowly savouring a sauce?

Relishing.

#1599

What do you call a lot of people going to confession?

A sinflux.

#1598

What kind of stick does an old sugar daddy use to walk?

A cane.

#1597

What do you call a forceful declaration about white blood cells?

A lymphatic statement.

#1596

What do you call the state of being worried about one's printing supplies?

Ink-quietude.

#1595

Teacher: Define chamber music.

Student: Chamber music is when you play from the heart.

#1594

What do you call people who have lost their eyesight on Italian canals?

Venetian blinds.

#1593

What do you call someone who was born into wealth?

Luck-xurious.

#1592

Proponents of a ban on burkas have been accused of slit-shaming.

#1591

Cordelia was always very careful about the ropes on her ship; some would say that she was excessively rig-ourous.

#1590

Which musical genre is best known for its associated facial hairstyles?

Mo-town.

#1589

Upon escaping from the pirate's clutches, Linn happily realised that she was off the hook.

#1588

The police in Singapore are known for their strict enforcement of littering laws; they will fine someone at the drop of a hat.

#1587

A: My credit card says I've purchased a bunch of livestock! What do I do?

B: For starters, don't have a cow.

#1586

The society of Youtubers against Food Wastage asked people not to subscribe to How To Basic - as this would only egg him on further.

#1585

The engineers had designed the train to move especially fast; it was their express purpose.

#1584

How do strippers judge their popularity?

Based on their performance on the poles.

#1583

The faulty door was driving the carpenters crazy; they were starting to become unhinged.

#1582

To bond with someone, change trains with them; it's a great way to make a connection.

#1581

Which boy band was named after the inability of its members to reverse a car?

One Direction.

#1580

The potato storeroom had been burgled in a mash and grab attack.

#1579

All thieves of baked goods were terrible, reflected the detective, but this one really took the biscuit.

#1578

After her fetish for concealing felines in sacks became too suspicious, Brigitte decided to let the cat out of the bag.

#1577

A: How was the rocket launch?

B: Great! We had a blast.

#1576

A: Oh no! I forgot to bring her coat!

B: No wonder she's been giving you the cold shoulder.

#1575

After struggling to name the period during which the sun is visible, the astronomers decided to call it a day.

#1574

The mystery of the missing clothes hampers was ruining the detective; these unsolved thefts were turning her into a basket case.

#1573

As the organiser of the judges' dance, Kayna felt distinctly uncomfortable that had not been able to afford an external venue; she was unsure how to proceed now that the ball was in her court.

#1572

What did the attentive corn say?

"I'm all ears."

#1571

What song of peace is favoured by hairdressers?

Combaya.

#1570

Where do carpentry genies live?

In magic clamps.