#2141

"Help," cried the cook as the flames engulfed him, "I'm in my element!"

#2140

What do you call someone who owns a lot of buildings where wheat is ground to make flour?

A mill-ionaire.

#2139

What kind of salamander chops down the most trees?

An ax-o-lot-l.

#2138

What do you call the sound that your stomach makes when it is hungry for liquor?

Rum-bling.

#2137

What do you call the coordinator of a telephone switchboard who reviews classical singing performances?

The opera-rater.

#2136

Why do people with coeliac disorder never do squats?

They're allergic to glutes.

#2135

What cheese is the least favourite of prisoners?

Fetter cheese.

#2134

What do you call a scorned woman who ruins jokes?

A funny foiler.

#2133

What do you call a rural gigolo?

A plowman.

#2132

Nicole fiercely guarded all the objects that she had torn from the grasp of others; they were her prised possessions.

#2131

Which fictional bear is the softest fictional bear?

Paddington.

#2130

The career of an ornithologist is terribly birdensome.

#2129

What do you call disgusting purchases from a supermarket?

Gross-eries.

#2128

What do fruit vendors use to provide evidence for their opinions?

Facts and fig-ures.

#2127

What do you call a nasty priest?

A meanie-ster.

#2126

What do you call the study of irate farmers?

Angry-culture.

#2125

What do you call an homage to a shoe?

A tri-boot.

#2124

A: Why wasn't there a post yesterday?

B: The writer was too angry about the lack of electricity to write anything.

A: What do you mean?

B: There was a power outrage.

A: And also he couldn't post to this blog if there was no power?

B: No, that joke's been cut.

#2123

What kind of fabric is named after the creases left in it by buttocks?

Sat-in.

#2122

What is the appropriate way to phrase a request for the withdrawal of a record from a playlist?

"Scratch that."

#2121

What do you call the students of a church furniture designer?

Pew-pils.

#2120

Tahlia the rugby referee hated high-scoring games; they were always a trying time.

#2119

What is a bird's favourite scientific instrument?

A beaker.

#2118

What do you call it when archaeologists hold a party where they gather leg bones?

A shindig.

#2117

What is the favourite team building exercise of bakers?

Crust falls.

#2116

A: Out of all the ancient cultures, the Egyptians had the coolest cats.

B: No, the coolest cats were in the Jazztecs.

#2115

What did the miner say about the other miner who had found a vein of ore?

"Get a lode of this guy!"

Guest Post #7 - Ben Volchok

"Boo" - ghost heckler

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Ben Volchok is on Twitter.
His show Ben's Illustrious Fact Show and the Case of the Stolen Fact Book is on this week at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

Guest Post #6 - Ben Volchok

If they printed the weather on coins it would be climate change.

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Ben Volchok is on Twitter.
His show Ben's Illustrious Fact Show and the Case of the Stolen Fact Book is on this week at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

Guest Post #5 - Ben Volchok

I really appreciate you getting me this Mexican walking fish. Thanksalotl.

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Ben Volchok is on Twitter.
His show Ben's Illustrious Fact Show and the Case of the Stolen Fact Book is on this week at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.