#2058

What magical object could only be used to measure the body fat percentage of the true king?

Ex-caliper.

#2057

What do you call the study of the financial impact of sustainable eating?

Eco-nom-ics.

#2056

Martina the leatherworker was deeply concerned that the beauty industry would put her out of business; she had fundamentally misunderstood the operational procedures of a tanning salon.

#2055

What do you call the chrysalis in which calves are wrapped to mature into adults?

A cow-coon.

#2054

What process do new birds undergo when joining a pond?

In-duck-tion.

#2053

What do ibises celebrate on the 26th of January?

Bin-vasion Day.

#2052

What do you call an inclination towards particular purchases?

A buy-as.

#2051

What devices are used for the public humiliation of cows?

Beef stocks.

#2050

Sandy was deeply dedicated to cosplaying as a classical musician; every day, she practised her LARPeggios.

#2049

Marco was very methodical when organising Christmas presents for his female siblings; he was very sister-matic.

#2048

Where do owls go to objectify women?

Hooters.

#2047

What did the crows do when they wanted to go into business?

They formed a caw-poration.

#2046

What do you call competing grain farmers?

Rye-vals.

#2045

What did the dogs do in the dog government?

They developed paw-licy.

#2044

What do you call inventiveness in taverns?

Inn-ovation.

#2043

What heuristic self-awareness exercise must be completed in a great rush?

The Jo-hurry window.

#2042

What underwater creature is known for the tight security systems around its babies?

The Lock Nest Monster.

#2041

At first, the scientists thought it impossible that the main pollinating insect could go extinct; they found it un-bee-leave-able.

#2040

What do you call a section of a book about a British everyman?

A chap-ter.

#2039

What do you call it when someone's spine is damaged by their education?

School-iosis.

#2038

What do you call someone who runs a clowning workshop?

A fa-silly-tator.

#2037

What area of eastern Europe is noted for its variants of baseball using tin cylinders?

The Ball-can Peninsula.

#2036

What do you call the process of lulling patients to sleep prior to surgery by having them watch the dance of a stripper?

Anas-tease-ia.

#2035

Long after being liberated from the sweatshop, Yaxi wore the little metal cap on his index finger each morning, as a thimble of his oppression.

#2034

How did the homosexual feel after being in the closet for years?

Frus-straight-ed.

#2033

Why did Brenton refuse to accept an Australian car from his employer?

He wanted to be be-Holden to no one.

#2032

Claudie the sniffer dog was highly valued by the drug squad; she was at the scentre of their operations.

#2031

What do you call a marketing specialist who sells water-based protection for castles?

A pro-moat-er.

#2030

How did the supervisor in the pork products kitchen tells his employees to work faster?

"Come on, get crackling!"

#2029

What do you call an architect who dreams of constructing cathedrals?

A-spire-ing.

#2028

What do you call the budget manager of a country with a worthless currency?

The trash-urer.