#1721

Why is it bad to attack people's cats?

You might hurt their felines.

#1720

What do you call the process by which the ocean moves up and down continually?

Sea-sawing.

#1719

What do you call the state of being frightened of pollution?

Atmos-fear.

#1718

What should people smoke if they don't like sharp-smelling marijuana?

Smoke blunts.

#1717

What do you call the process of rigging the Olympics?

Medalling.

#1716

What kind of frozen confectionery can be used to propel a boat?

Paddle pops.

#1715

What part of Sydney was named after the way it inspired rage in a monarch?

King's Cross.

#1714

Why did the police officer stop children from sleeping during the day?

Because kid-napping is illegal.

#1713

Exhausted and disheartened, the assembly line worker struggled to solder onwards.

#1712

How do you describe a programmer who is humble about the upgrades that they write for games?

Mod-est.

#1711

What did the fussy cannibal say to the catering staff?

"Don't give me none of your lip."

#1710

Why did the sniper never report failed missions?

He didn't like to miss and tell.

#1709

Why did the couple break up after retiring from bodybuilding?

They weren't working out any more.

#1708

What kind of cars do golf assistants drive?

Caddy-lacs.

#1707

What kind of IT work is there at a toilet store?

Cisterns management.

#1706

What game can you play after knocking over a group of old people?

Pick up sticks.

#1705

A: Hey, can you do me a solid?

B: Sorry, I've been constipated for a week.

#1704

What do you call the reasoning behind the distribution of food in wartime?

The rationale.

#1703

A: Why did you give binoculars to the geese?

B: What's good for a gander is good for a goose.

#1702

On what day does the Catholic Church celebrate the protagonist of the Pokémon franchise?

Ash Wednesday.

#1701

What do you call a manipulative real estate agent?

A suite talker.

#1700

What do you call a small pile of garbage made of leftover Chinese food?

A dumpling.

#1699

Which chocolate bar falls from trees?

Twigs.

#1698

How does a tree fetishist keep notes on his conquests?

He enters them in the log.

#1697

What kind of device can be used to decorate bedsheets?

A quilt pen.

#1696

Which famous Parisian cabaret features burrowing insectivores as the dancers?

The Mole-in Rouge.

#1695

What did the bigot say when asked what kind of washing liquid he wanted?

"No Omo."

#1694

A: We can't do it now that the police officer has left the building.

B: That's a bit of a cop-out.

#1693

A: Apparently she rapped all the tracks the day that she lost her jobs.

B: I knew that that mixtape was fired.