#1630

What do you call a famous buttercup?

Renowned-culus.

#1629

What sound do pirates' stomachs make when they want liquor?

Rum-bling.

#1628

Where in an airport can you check how old a suitcase is?

The bag-age area.

#1627

What holiday do American military vehicle manufacturers celebrate in November?

Tanks-giving.

#1626

What did the poetry prostitute say to the potential client?

"Looking for a good rhyme?"

#1625

What should you say to an incompetent dog breeder?

"Step pup your game."

#1624

What happened to the priest who had his beard trimmed in the church tower?

He was shaved by the bell.

#1623

A: Can you carry my bag?

B: I can't believe you would satchel me with this burden.

#1622

What did the king say about the reliable nobleman who was lower than a duke but higher than a baron?

"You can Count on him."

#1621

What do you call the wife of a Duke in the Netherlands?

A Dutchess.

#1620

After looking over her footnotes, Emeline realised that the quote she had searched for was hiding in plain citation.

#1619

Where is the worst place in Germany to wake up after a night of heavy drinking?

Hanover.

#1618

What television series tells the story of a woman who memorises homicide case files?

Murder, She Rote.

#1617

Why couldn't Hayley do squats?

She was glute intolerant.

#1616

Which Tennyson poem recounts an attack conducted by a troop of bantamweights?

The charge of the light brigade.

#1615

The operator of the public humiliation device was known for being a pillory of the community.

#1614

The innovative stoner, the first to smoke a mixture of dried fruit and nuts, was widely regarded as a trail blazer.

#1613

What do you call a significant tiny demon?

Imp-ortant.

#1612

Officer Brace tossed and turn in a fitful rest, plagued by recurring visions of her indecent exposure arrest. She woke up, sweating. She was going to have to find a way to stop these flashbacks.

#1611

What do you call an uncomfortable smile?

A cha-grin.

#1610

What do you call a dream-like blurring of reality and imagination caused by a soft drink?

A Fanta-smagoric experience.

#1609

What do you call false prices in a tavern?

Inn accurate.

#1608

What feature most commonly makes a woodchopper pretty?

Lumberous eyes.

#1607

What do you call the leader of a military sniffer dog squad?

A scent-urion.

#1606

What do you call a padded bag used for defensive rugby training?

A recep-tackle.

#1605

After commencing the nutrition program for chest muscles, Andy had great eggs-pec-tations.

#1604

What do you call it when a person must choose one of two cliffs off which to jump?

A di-lemming.

#1603

What do you call an inspirational weaver?

A loominary.

#1602

After it proved impossible to move directly above the air ducts, Richie decided to circumvent them.

#1601

What did the priest say when asked if he could abandon his congregation?

"Parish the thought!"