#809

What is the term for simplified depiction of African culture by a medieval travelling entertainer?

Minstrelry.

#808

A: Bamboo becomes more endangered every year.

B: Oh no! This will result in utter panda-moan-ium!

#807

A: I've had enough of you and your word games.

B: Don't worry, I'm done with those. I just want to hang, man.

#806

What is the term for a face that has been wrecked by the rough tongue of a predator?

Dere-licked.

#805

A: You haven't even begun to prepare for your speech on cruelty to race horses!

B: Don't worry, I can whip something together in no time.

#804

Which Chinese philosopher is famous for his teachings on blending herbal tea?

Infucius.

#803

Why did the burglar wear a cloak?

To make a speedy es-cape.

#802

A: I've actually swallowed poison, okay? This is serious! So can you stop making jokes about it?

B: I'm sorry, I was only speaking ingest.

#801

A: Watch out for that font. It makes kerning hell.

B: Don't worry - I know the type.

#800

A: Are you coming to the funeral?

B: I can't come, I have to go to a stag night.

A: Who's the groom?

B: No one's getting married. I'm going hunting.

A: You sicken me.

B: Do you know what a stag does if you shoot its leg?

A: I don't want-

B: It staggers.

#799

Where do large African herbivorous mammals study neuroscience degrees?

At a hippocampus.

#798

What did the herd say to the pig who arrived last and missed out on food?

"Trough luck."

#797

"All these ropes are slack! Didn't you learn how to tie knots at maritime school?"

The apprentice hung his head.

"They never taut me, sir."

#796

A: Come on and stick your feet in the water.

B: I do not intend to dabble in such matters.

#795

A: Did you see what just happened in the street? A pregnant woman got hit by a car!

B: Now that's what I call a baby bump.

#794

What sound does an old clock make?

Antique-antock.

#793

The sound effect created by scrubbing skin is called ex-foley-ation.

#792

Poleana had handled large herds before, but the enormous number in front of her was more than she could muster.

#791

Male horses are rarely fit to lead a council, but female horses make excellent mayors.

#790

Jana never missed an opportunity for hunting; she was always game.

#789

The revolutionary never took a break from her mission; she was a rebel without a pause.

#788

The architect's proposed design for outdoor seating failed to meet the council's benchmark.

#787

A: So, you broke the shelf?

B: Al-ledge-edly.

#786

What kind of dance involves substituting translated dialogue for the original audio in foreign films?

Dubstep.

#785

What did the bachelor frog tell his guests upon arrival at his home?

"Welcome to my pad."

#784

Mauro tried to take a clear photograph of the wheat, but he could only get grainy images.

#783

Who was the most esteemed French knight of all?

Sir Render.

#782

Nina suggested travelling by plane, but the idea didn't fly with the board.

#781

Years of driving through the mountains had given Letizia tunnel vision.

#780

The male underwear model found it difficult to talk about his career in brief.

#779

A: It's chaotic in women's wear! I might stay here at the registers for a while.

B: That's right, just wait until it blouse over.