#200

What kind of deodorant is used by aged intelligence agents?

Old Spies.

#199

When will the Leaning Tower of Pisa come out of the closet? Everyone can see which way it leans.

#198

On which medieval folk song did Lady Gaga base a single?

Marry The Knight

#197

When in Italy, I found that some signs are displayed in a number of languages. Here are a few examples, translated into English.

On a hotel door:
Italian: In case of fire, do not shout, "Fire."
English: In case of fire, do not shout, "Fire."
French: In case of fire, do not shout.

In a train:
Italian: Only pull lever in case of emergency.
English: Only pull lever in case of emergency.
French: Do not pull lever unless there is an emergency.

#196

Which bone disease affects stern people?

Austere-porosis.

#195

I wouldn't say that I'm prone to injury, but I do have a tendoncy to get hurt.

#194

Which Roman emperor suffered from epilepsy?

Seizure Caesar.

#193

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them...

Yes, this is clearly the ringleader.

#192

Ah, the laundry: the only place where it is still acceptable to discriminate between coloureds and whites.

#191

It's awkward when my friends form love triangles. I always feel like the fourth wheel.