What magical object could only be used to measure the body fat percentage of the true king?
Ex-caliper.
Tuesday 31 January 2017
Monday 30 January 2017
Sunday 29 January 2017
#2056
Martina the leatherworker was deeply concerned that the beauty industry would put her out of business; she had fundamentally misunderstood the operational procedures of a tanning salon.
Saturday 28 January 2017
Friday 27 January 2017
Thursday 26 January 2017
Wednesday 25 January 2017
Tuesday 24 January 2017
Monday 23 January 2017
#2050
Sandy was deeply dedicated to cosplaying as a classical musician; every day, she practised her LARPeggios.
Sunday 22 January 2017
#2049
Marco was very methodical when organising Christmas presents for his female siblings; he was very sister-matic.
Saturday 21 January 2017
Friday 20 January 2017
Thursday 19 January 2017
Wednesday 18 January 2017
Tuesday 17 January 2017
Monday 16 January 2017
#2043
What heuristic self-awareness exercise must be completed in a great rush?
The Jo-hurry window.
The Jo-hurry window.
Sunday 15 January 2017
#2042
What underwater creature is known for the tight security systems around its babies?
The Lock Nest Monster.
The Lock Nest Monster.
Saturday 14 January 2017
#2041
At first, the scientists thought it impossible that the main pollinating insect could go extinct; they found it un-bee-leave-able.
Friday 13 January 2017
Thursday 12 January 2017
Wednesday 11 January 2017
Tuesday 10 January 2017
#2037
What area of eastern Europe is noted for its variants of baseball using tin cylinders?
The Ball-can Peninsula.
The Ball-can Peninsula.
Monday 9 January 2017
#2036
What do you call the process of lulling patients to sleep prior to surgery by having them watch the dance of a stripper?
Anas-tease-ia.
Anas-tease-ia.
Sunday 8 January 2017
#2035
Long after being liberated from the sweatshop, Yaxi wore the little metal cap on his index finger each morning, as a thimble of his oppression.
Saturday 7 January 2017
Friday 6 January 2017
#2033
Why did Brenton refuse to accept an Australian car from his employer?
He wanted to be be-Holden to no one.
He wanted to be be-Holden to no one.
Thursday 5 January 2017
#2032
Claudie the sniffer dog was highly valued by the drug squad; she was at the scentre of their operations.
Wednesday 4 January 2017
#2031
What do you call a marketing specialist who sells water-based protection for castles?
A pro-moat-er.
A pro-moat-er.
Tuesday 3 January 2017
#2030
How did the supervisor in the pork products kitchen tells his employees to work faster?
"Come on, get crackling!"
"Come on, get crackling!"
Monday 2 January 2017
Sunday 1 January 2017
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