What do you call a cat's journey to find formal garments?
A purr-suit.
Wednesday 30 September 2015
Tuesday 29 September 2015
Monday 28 September 2015
Sunday 27 September 2015
Saturday 26 September 2015
Friday 25 September 2015
#1564
Years of working in the traffic centre of an airport had made it very hard for Eloise to maintain a relationship - all her partners complained that she was too controlling.
Thursday 24 September 2015
#1563
Why did the auditor hate inspecting the nail salon?
They had the most complicated filing system.
They had the most complicated filing system.
Wednesday 23 September 2015
#1562
After the first engineer's arms were chopped off by the malfunctioning device, none of the others were willing to try their hand.
Tuesday 22 September 2015
Monday 21 September 2015
#1560
Why did the computer programmers want to make sure that there were no elephants on the internet?
They would squash it.
They would squash it.
Sunday 20 September 2015
Saturday 19 September 2015
Friday 18 September 2015
Thursday 17 September 2015
#1556
Why did the fashion designer refuse to wear ripped jeans indoors?
Because they were meant to be worn out.
Because they were meant to be worn out.
Wednesday 16 September 2015
#1555
Upon arriving in the colony of blind people, the bodybuilder realised that here, his physique was absolete.
Tuesday 15 September 2015
#1554
How would eating pork lead to peace in the Middle East?
It would allow all factions to find salaam-i.
It would allow all factions to find salaam-i.
Monday 14 September 2015
#1553
Which friend of Winnie the Pooh sacrificed his life for his acting career?
Piglet, for the role of Hamlet.
Piglet, for the role of Hamlet.
Sunday 13 September 2015
Saturday 12 September 2015
Friday 11 September 2015
Thursday 10 September 2015
#1549
Where can couples who can't decide which way to vote meet other indecisive strangers for sex?
A swingers club.
A swingers club.
#1548
A: Why wasn't there a post yesterday?
B: Yesterday was Wednesday.
A: So?
B: I decided to honour the original meaning of the day.
A: How?
B: Yesterday, all the readers were asking themselves, "When's today's post arriving?" Thus: When's-day.
A: Once again, did you break the blog schedule just to make that -
B: Yes.
B: Yesterday was Wednesday.
A: So?
B: I decided to honour the original meaning of the day.
A: How?
B: Yesterday, all the readers were asking themselves, "When's today's post arriving?" Thus: When's-day.
A: Once again, did you break the blog schedule just to make that -
B: Yes.
Tuesday 8 September 2015
#1547
Otto didn't like being criticised for his habitual tardiness; he preferred to think of it as a latemotif.
Monday 7 September 2015
Sunday 6 September 2015
Saturday 5 September 2015
Friday 4 September 2015
Thursday 3 September 2015
Wednesday 2 September 2015
#1541
After deciding to enter publishing as well as fashion, the company was renamed "Abercrombie and Fiction".
Tuesday 1 September 2015
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