Saturday, 31 May 2014


After a long day on colander duty, Xiaoping felt drained.

Friday, 30 May 2014


Kingsley's dedication to his gym workouts was abmirable.

Thursday, 29 May 2014


I would make a joke about wild pork, but I wouldn't want to boar you.

Wednesday, 28 May 2014


What piece of music is played when a social network closes down?

The Last Post.

Tuesday, 27 May 2014


A: Did you get a good look at the mountain?

B: I only caught a quick peak.

Monday, 26 May 2014


The annoyed Christian made a gesture that is universally recognised as the sign of the cross.

Sunday, 25 May 2014


By what process are papers judged by myopic academics?

Peer review.

Saturday, 24 May 2014


Given that he was working in the mail room, it was hardly surprising that Brian had become the company's poster boy.

Friday, 23 May 2014

Thursday, 22 May 2014


What do you call slow-shutter footage of a watchmaker running around a track?

Time laps.

Wednesday, 21 May 2014


Jamie tried to design a better bucket than his rival's creation, but all his efforts pailed in comparison.

Tuesday, 20 May 2014

Monday, 19 May 2014


What do you call a male escort who is paid to laugh?

A giggle-o.

Sunday, 18 May 2014


Tristan's party trick depended on the presence of fizz in the soda - now that it had sat out for so long, all his attempts fell flat.

Saturday, 17 May 2014


The new budget was thought to be unreasonable by all accounts.

Friday, 16 May 2014


What did Darth Vader say to the victims of his newest weapon?

"I find your lack of face disturbing."

Thursday, 15 May 2014


His courage boosted by the drink, he proceeded to make a spirited effort.

Wednesday, 14 May 2014


Sinead's endurance training didn't help her in the sprints, but she knew that it would be worth it in the long run.

Tuesday, 13 May 2014


Upon making his first sword, the apprentice blacksmith paused to sabre the moment.

Monday, 12 May 2014


Unable to fill the enclosure with their individual supplies of water, the friends decided to pool their resources.

Sunday, 11 May 2014


Learning about cassic acid is a most cathartic experience.

Saturday, 10 May 2014


For the journalist, the task of writing a full-length story was a novel challenge.

Friday, 9 May 2014


The LEGO designer was struggling. She had hit a creative block.

Thursday, 8 May 2014

Wednesday, 7 May 2014


What did Doge say upon encountering a labyrinth?


Tuesday, 6 May 2014


A: Did the French people say bye?

B: No, they left without further adieu.

Monday, 5 May 2014


Pascal was overjoyed to be promoted to Corporal; he was no longer at risk of Legionnaire's disease.

Sunday, 4 May 2014


What do you call it when a mollusc takes a picture of itself?

A shellfie.

Saturday, 3 May 2014


What do you call a courageous parrot that is capable of bonding with many others?


Friday, 2 May 2014


What is the ideal clothing to be worn while consuming hot beverages?

A tea-shirt.

Thursday, 1 May 2014


The furniture designers were proud of their progress. They had come sofa.